[10:33] bryn: it’s hella weird that the human body morphs liquid into urine
[10:33] stefany: or morphs food into nastiness
[10:33] bryn: yeah!
[10:33] bryn: btw, my poop has been green for like two weeks
[10:33] bryn: GREEN
[10:33] bryn: … was that tmi?
[10:33] stefany: oh my god!!!
[10:33] stefany: I had that too!!!
[10:34] bryn: like army green
[10:33] stefany: the first two weeks i started my prenatal vitamins!
[10:34] bryn: WHOA
[10:34] bryn: that must be it then!
[10:34] stefany: seriously!
[10:34] stefany: like camo green
[10:34] bryn: yeah!
[10:34] bryn: i love relating to you <3
[10:34] stefany: aww, me too
[10:34] stefany: i think the prenatal vitamin clings onto the good green stuff you eat
[10:35] stefany: so, when you poop, it’s green
[10:35] bryn: LOL i imagine little folic acid particles with smiling faces jumping and holding on to the green food
[10:35] brynkathryn: and like yelling to each other to hold on
[10:35] stefanymoenich: LMAO
Archive for March 4, 2008
preconception poop.
one for good measure.
ob·ses·sion [uh
b-sesh-uhn] – noun
| 1. | the domination of one’s thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image or desire |
[08:53] bryn: I WANT IT TO BE MAY.
[08:53] ryan: it’s ok, we’ll get there
[08:53] ryan: i’m excited
[08:53] bryn: it’s weird, i hadn’t been obsessing … until now
[08:53] bryn: i check my ovulation calendar EVERY DAY
[08:54] bryn: american pregnancy does this calendar where it predicts your fertile window and also when your positive pregnancy test can be expected by. so for may, according to my calculations, our postive pregnancy test COULD come back june 4
[08:57] bryn: of course i’d want to miss my period before taking the test
[08:57] bryn: otherwise, it could be a waste
[08:58] ryan: it’s going to be hella creepy expecting to miss it and then actually missing it
[08:58] ryan: since you’re so regular
[08:58] bryn: i know!
[08:58] bryn: i can’t wait
i really am obsessing and i don’t know why. i’m just as excited to get pregnant now as i was a month ago…
maybe the excitement and the urge will grow stronger the sooner it approaches. i can only imagine how crazy i’ll be in april! hopefully with our trip to texas and other activities happening near the end of that month, i’ll have enough going on around me to be distracted by.
but seriously. it’s only the beginning of march and i already bought two HPTs.
